Key & Peele – MC Mom – Uncensored

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  1. I got the kitchen and the basement and the living room and since your dad met that bitch I got his office too. I got my juices flowing, my breath flowing, showing no signs of slowing, I can see my see my skills growing. Took a little practice to crack this these lyrical gymnastics but now the fact is

  2. Lyrics ->

    [Verse 1]
    Yo
    I’m the M to the C to the M-O-M
    And when it comes to mom rappers I’m the biggity best of them
    Sendin' out this rhyme to my homie number one
    His name’s Carl Stewart but to me he’s just "son"
    Word up!

    [Verse 2]
    You left some stuff behind that I can send ya if you need
    Like your best friend bear, and your magazines
    Going through all this stuff but it looks pretty risky
    You use so much lotion but your socks sure are crispy
    I've been cleanin’ with the broom and the vacuum
    And found Victoria’s secret issues hiding in your room
    Every nook and cranny there are wads of tissues
    I can't even open this swimsuit issue
    I'm gettin’ your sheets so nice and clean
    Like when you wet your bed till you were 16
    I overreacted, sorry I spanked you
    Look another crispy sock, [sniffs], no thank you!
    Crispy socks here, crispy socks there
    Crispy socks with some mystery hair

    [Part 2]
    Oh, oh the beat changed up

    [Verse 2]
    I got the kitchen and the basement and the living room
    And since your dad met that bitch I got his office too
    Got my juices goin’
    My rhymes flowin’
    My rap blowin’ showin’ no signs of slowin’
    I can feel my skills growing
    Took a little practice to crack this
    These lyrical gymnastics, but now the fact is
    Queen B, Imma be throwin’ out your fuckin' mattress
    Hell yea, baddest bitch in the biz
    Takin’ the show on the road, you can clean up your own jizz, nigga
    Peace

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